Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Huabo whispered, "Lord Gui Xiao, that man is a target that the Cave Beastmen Tribe must kill, especially since it involves Princess Flereya of the Wolf Tribe. If anything happens..."


Gui Xiao transmitted his voice, "Hehehe, there are no Cave Beastmen around here, so what's the harm?"


"Besides, this man wields Twin Blades, he must be a close combat professional."


"While he's fighting this strange plant, we..."


Huabo's eyes suddenly brightened, and he nodded slightly.


Zheng Cheng, on the other hand, laughed.


The Fallen Ones, inviting a righteously born Professionist from Imperial Capital University to join forces, that's truly shameless.


The four crimson dots in the Central Radar Life Monitoring Technique kept reminding Zheng Cheng that these people didn't have any good intentions.


He immediately agreed, spreading his hands as the Shura's Dual Blades disappeared and the Wand of Flowers appeared in his hands!


Chapter 315 Stockholm Self-Strategy Technique activated. _1