Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

In Zheng Cheng's mind, the spell runes representing the Stockholm Self-Strategy Technique were flashing with light.


Signifying that the spell was taking effect.


Huabo had fallen under the influence of the Stockholm Self-Strategy Technique.


Zheng Cheng's face grew even more bizarre, "A grown man like you can cast self-strategy, do you freaking have a masochistic tendency?"


Not only was his scalp tingling, but he could also accept Flereya, the female werewolf.


With a thought, Zheng Cheng's powerful psychic force immediately dispersed Huabo's ultrasonic illusion.


He let out a scream, flapping his wings as he fell, swallowed up by the masses of Spirit Enchanting Dragon Vines, his screams incessant.


The Evil Ghost lunged forward, a multitude of Ghost Shadows flickered, attempting to rescue Huabo.


Chapter 316 Burial of Flowers! Tetanus Blade LV6!_1