Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Amidst the sky full of Spirit Charm Fire, Cai Ji's feathers exploded in fright as he urgently shouted.


Zhou Xinyu took a step forward, blocking in front of the two.


However, at this moment, he appeared extremely disheveled, his body's golden light had somehow turned pitch black, with only a glimmer of gold still on the surface of his skin.


The blizzard that had surrounded them had also turned black, and a great amount of wind and snow were instead sweeping towards them.


The Spirit Charm Fire could invade any matter it contacted, even energy.


The trio hadn't noticed at first, too focused on attacking.


It was only after the Spirit Charm Fire had enveloped them that they realized it was too late!


Under the burning of the Spirit Charm Fire, they discovered their energy being devoured, transforming into even more Spirit Charm Fire.


Chapter 318 Ambush? A New Elemental Elf?_1