Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Amid the myriad vines, Dongfang Yang's figure suddenly erupted with a violent azure light.


Then, massive wind blades more than a meter long continuously burst forth from his body, almost forming a giant storm that shredded all the surrounding Spirit Enchanting Dragon Vine to pieces!


Accompanied by his roaring voice, two black figures charged at high speed towards the Human Face Flower at the center of the sprawling vines.


One of the figures was about three meters tall, covered from head to toe in black dragon scales, resembling an upright-walking giant lizard.


Her strength was immense, and the vines that obstructed her path were easily split in half by her swings.


Wrapped around her were circles of thick Dragon Breath, incinerating any Spirit Enchanting Dragon Vine that drew near.


She dashed to the front of the Human Face Flower at incredible speed, her claws ceaselessly tearing at its body.


Chapter 319 Zheng Yi, Are You a Man?_1