Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Foreign creatures, how dare you disturb the slumber of our god... all of you shall die!"


Nine vertical pupils, all filled with malice and murderous intent.


The language of its roar was that of the Charm Clan, incomprehensible to everyone present.


Somehow, almost everyone could understand the meaning of its roar.


"A Nine-Headed Hydra! Damn it, how could there be such a creature here?"


"LV90? How is that possible! It's a Legendary Level creature! A Legendary Level creature, for God's sake..."


"No! That's not right! It's not a true Legendary Level creature, it lacks the power of a Domain, it's just housed in the skin of a Legendary Level creature!"


"Cultivated over ten thousand years... It's a Charming Beast formed by the soul fusion of countless dead Charm Clan members! Block it...!"


With a mad roar, the enormous Nine-Headed Hydra shot up into the sky, its length at least a hundred zhang.


Chapter 326: Nine-Headed Snake! Temporary Alliance?_1