Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Pax's pupils suddenly constricted, "What kind of power is this...my attributes have actually doubled again!"


He glanced at his own attributes, his eyes filled with disbelief.


"Adrenaline Excitement Technique? What kind of ghost power is this..."


"That kid... who the hell are you? Ah...!"


The surge in strength, within an extremely short amount of time, caused his entire body to be in severe muscle pain, as if a formidable force was being suppressed inside him, ready to burst out at any moment.


Eight limbs immediately gushed out a large mass of flesh and blood, causing these eight limbs to swell dramatically, and even blood-red qi-blood surged out from the gaps in the hair, enveloping his entire body.


"Power, this is the true power...hahahaha!"


Pax laughed maniacally, he could feel as if there was a force within him about to explode at any moment.


Heartbeats, blood flow, his mind instantly found several methods to deal with the current situation.


Chapter 327 You've Been Enhanced, Go Deliver!_1