Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The two heads of the Nine-Headed Snake that Pax and Zhou Xinyu had jointly severed suddenly began to move.


Their entire bodies erupted in pitch-black flames, and the wounds healed instantaneously. One of the giant serpent's heads lurched forward, opening its massive jaws to bite directly into Pax.


He screamed in pain, his eight limbs flailing wildly as he tried to sever the head once again.


But to his surprise, the reborn head was incredibly tough. Despite his eight limbs hacking at it and flesh flying everywhere, he couldn't completely sever it.


Meanwhile, taking advantage of the chaos, another head charged forward, knocked Zhou Xinyu aside, and bit into Pax as well.


In an instant, both heads were enveloped in pitch-black flames that quickly engulfed Pax.


Capado, who was in midair, immediately noticed Pax's plight and exhaled a burst of Ultrasonic Oscillation, trying to come to Pax's aid.


Chapter 328: Nine-Headed Snake Domain? Instant Kill!_1