Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The giant serpent attacked, and suddenly a massive cyan light appeared in front of Zheng Cheng, transforming into a huge semi-circular shield, protecting Zheng Cheng within.


Four massive heads struck at the same time, viciously crashing into that cyan light, even causing four large bulges to appear on the shield.


In front of Zheng Cheng, Little Qing's miniature figure floated in the air, her hands gripping the magic wand tightly, her cheeks puffed out with effort, looking even more like a steamed bun.


The four heads hissed in a continuous rage after being blocked by the Penicillin Parasite Body Shield, their immense strength bearing down to break through with full force.


But no matter how thin the Penicillin Parasite Body Shield appeared, under Little Qing's control, it was as strong as steel, no matter how much the four heads struggled, they could not break through.


Chapter 329 Final Resort! Thunder god!_1