Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng murmured, wondering if this race was the same as the so-called Sky Demons from another domain in past life's internet novels.


At that moment, Cai Ji suddenly cried out in alarm, shouting, "Brother Cheng, Brother Cheng! Quick, see what you got, damn it, I actually got a Legendary Level reincarnation tool!"


This time, not only Zheng Cheng but also Xu Qingfeng and Zhao Yunxiao turned their heads to look.


That was a tool that, after reincarnation, gave one the chance to grow into a Legendary Level powerhouse.


Unexpectedly, it had fallen into the hands of Cai Ji.


The voice of the Spirit Charm Emperor Phantom echoed ghostly, "The nine of you possess my inheritance props and therefore shall inherit my Charm Clan's relics."


Chapter 335: The Heirloom! I, Jiang Mei, Strike the Heavens on Behalf of My Clan!_1