Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Yao Zhixue, Cai Ji, and Xu Qingfeng hastily took out their own Inheritance Artifacts and showed them to the Spirit Charm Emperor Phantom.


Zhou Xinyu also hurried over, picking up the Inheritance Artifact that Capado had dropped upon his death and quickly raised it.


"Senior, I have one too, I have one too!"


Just then, another massive creature charged over.


Its flesh surged, and against all odds, it took on a form. Upon closer inspection, it was Zheng Yi.


In his hand, he also held a seal—an Inheritance Artifact!


Hairpins, Stone Pens, seals, handkerchiefs, and so on, all of them were Inheritance Artifacts found in the Spirit Charm Main Hall.


The female phantom slightly furrowed her brows, quietly gazing in the direction of Flereya.


"A Behemoth Beastman, huh... Heh, it seems that your tribe has also forgotten mine. How dare you demand the Inheritance Artifact from me..."


Chapter 334: The Appearance of Spirit Charm Emperor! I Once Slayed Gods!_3