Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The cold voice arose as the woman's delicate hands grasped onto Capado's skull, where a deep and dark aura surged wildly.


Moments later, the woman slowly lifted her head, a hint of realization appearing in her eyes.


"So it turns out, ten thousand years have passed?"


"My Charm Clan, to have been annihilated..."


As her words fell, Capado's body slowly collapsed onto the ground.


Those ruthless eyes briefly swept in Flereya's direction before paying no further attention.


"Is it you who awakened me from my slumber?"


The voice of the Spirit Charm Emperor echoed as Zheng Cheng's expression instantly turned extremely cautious.


Capado, Gui Xiao, Xu Qingfeng—were any of them not Level 79 strong characters, merely a step away from reaching Epic level? Yet, they couldn't withstand a single move from this woman.


Being only a Level 49 Professionist, how could he possibly resist her?


Chapter 334: The Appearance of Spirit Charm Emperor! I Once Slayed Gods!_2