Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng muttered, his figure moving even faster.


Capado suddenly shouted, "The attack is effective! I can feel his strength waning!"


Several people lunged forward again, pummeling her with a barrage of attacks.


The woman seemed to be provoked into irritation, stretching out her delicate hand to grab Capado's wing; before he could react, the black Spirit Charm Fire rapidly surged out, engulfing his entire figure!


Capado immediately screamed, as his massive bat-like figure burst into flames.


The faces of Matthew and the others in the distance changed drastically as they instinctively shouted.


Helen's pretty face paled, but she still clenched her teeth and said, "It's okay, Lord Capado has an ultrasonic phantom, that's just one of his illusions, he must be able to..."


Chapter 334: The Appearance of Spirit Charm Emperor! I Once Slayed Gods!_1