Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"About the Ancient Tree Ent's decision to stay or leave."


The delicate nostrils of the Purple Poppy twitched slightly, suddenly asking, "Zheng Cheng, do you have something strange on you?"


"Look." Saying this, the Purple Poppy extended her hand, and a small flower suddenly grew from it.


Upon closer inspection, it looked very familiar, almost like... a Spirit Charmer Human Face Flower which had shrunk countless times!


"Is this... a Spirit Charmer Human Face Flower?" Zheng Cheng exclaimed, "How did it get on your hand?"


The Purple Poppy said with a bitter smile, "When I was in the Spirit Charm Blessed Land, I originally wanted to go to the temple on Black Mountain too, only to discover the rioting forest and the Spirit Enchanting Dragon Vine at the mountain's base."


"Us Gu Immortals, besides controlling Gu Insects, also inherently radiate an attraction to some special plants, sensing someone truly trying to tame the Spirit Enchanting Dragon Vine."


Chapter 341 Blank Skill? Gui Xiao's Betrayal!_2