Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng opened the fridge and asked casually.


"Tea? Let me check... Is green tea okay?"


"Being a support professional like me, I would like to ask for your opinion on support professionals and what makes them different?"


Purple Poppy sat upright on the sofa and started the conversation.


Zheng Cheng turned on the kettle, puzzled, "Why are you asking this? Besides, your profession is a support one, isn't it?"


"My profession is called 'Gu Immortal,' of course, I am a support professional," Purple Poppy replied.


"It's just that I have a bit more ability to control Gu insects in battle."


Zheng Cheng thought for a moment; he had never heard of this profession before.


"As for support professionals, in my view..." He suddenly paused, quickly recalling something, "Are you doing the Level 49 Realm Breaking Task?"


Chapter 341 Blank Skill? Gui Xiao's Betrayal!_1