Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Several days later, the group finally embarked on their return journey to Blue Star.


With the flickering of the Teleportation Array, their figures dissipated.


They didn't know how much time had passed when the noise around them woke them up.


Opening their eyes, they saw the bustling Beijing reappear before them.


Outside the Teleportation Array, there were a few people waiting.


The counselor Sun Wanqing, whom they hadn't seen for a month, along with several other familiar faces.


To Zheng Cheng and the others, the trip had been just over a month.


But to Sun Wanqing and the rest, it had been a full three years!


As their class advisor, Sun Wanqing had been specially sent by the school to welcome back Zheng Cheng and the others.


Besides, there were a few other familiar faces.


"Hahaha, Brother Cheng, long time no see."


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