Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Heading to the Ice Giant territory beyond our domain, embarking on a forbidden expedition among their kind, to find the prop essential for an Ice elemental sprite to evolve into an Elemental Elf user."


"Accompanying me are three other Elemental Elf user Professionists."


"I must defeat the other three and merge their Elemental Sprites, only then can Xue'er advance to become a true Elemental Elf user."


Zheng Cheng asked, perplexed, "Merge... does that mean killing them?"


Yao Zhixue, after a few moments of silence, gently nodded and said, "Mhm."


Yao Zhixue hesitated before saying, "If I don't go and the three of them determine the victor among themselves, they will surely come looking for me."


"There are four portions of Elemental Elf users, I possess one portion, and the other three have the remaining three."


"It's still easier to deal with one of them, but if any of them merges the other three portions, I stand no chance at all!"


Chapter 342 Cai Ji turned into an egg?_2