Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Cui Xiabing said, "I have obtained an Epic Level plant."


"Me too, an Epic Level plant," said the Purple Poppy.


After thinking for a moment, Yao Zhixue said, "What I got was a Nether Spirit Ice Fruit, which can enhance my personal strength."


Bai Shi said, "I think I understand what you all need, I will apply to the School for it."


Zheng Cheng said, "I need all the information about the realm outside, especially about the Ice Giant clan."


"The realm outside and the Ice Giants?"


Bai Shi nodded and said, "That can be arranged."


Yao Zhixue gave Zheng Cheng a look and let out a long sigh of relief.


Among the props they obtained, perhaps only Zheng Cheng's Spirit Charm Blessed Land was useful to the School and the Human Race.


Her Nether Spirit Ice Fruit, although powerful, was only effective for her personally.


It obviously wasn't likely to gain the School's support with these things.


After another round of discussions, Bai Shi left.


Chapter 342 Cai Ji turned into an egg?_3