Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The next morning, Zheng Cheng and his companions arrived at a magnificent… church.


Looking at the towering church, Zheng Cheng asked in surprise, "There's such a large church in Beijing?"


"Of course, there is," Zhao Yunxiao explained. "Among all support professionals, priests are indeed at the forefront of abilities."


"Due to the devotion to divinities before, our country's number and strength of support professionals were greatly diminished, and most churches were banned."


"But only this 'Church of Holy Light' was preserved. You probably know why."


Zheng Cheng said, "Is it because the priests here believe in the Holy Light?"


Zhao Yunxiao said, "After that incident, the surviving priests all joined the Church of Holy Light, and it suddenly became the sacred place in the hearts of all priests, passed down to this day."


Chapter 343: The Goddess of Life? Appears in Holy Light._1