Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Gazing at the charming woman before him, Zheng Cheng's eyes were also somewhat infatuated.


How should I put it, this woman was very dignified and holy, making one feel no desire to defile her.


Her eyes were a rare peach blossom shape, filled with charm and seduction.


Plus, her slightly upturned lips made one at the bottom of their heart want to ravage and shred her mercilessly.


Not to mention, she was well-endowed, fully capable of enveloping Zheng Cheng.


Dignified, holy, charming, seductive, and even... lewd?


Her looks reminded Zheng Cheng of a female star from his previous life that he liked quite a bit... Liu Tao?


Zheng Cheng quickly gathered his thoughts and said, "Song... senior, we should be meeting for the first time, right, how come..."


Song Zeqian sized up Zheng Cheng with her beautiful eyes, noting that this was the first young man to recover so quickly from her passive charm ability.


Chapter 343: The Goddess of Life? Appears in Holy Light._2