Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Early the next morning, Zheng Cheng walked out of the Church of Holy Light, supporting his back.


Squinting against the rising sun, he truly narrowed his eyes subconsciously.


As he looked at the people coming and going, Zheng Cheng felt as if he was in another world.


"Damn... I'm about to be done in, is that woman sure she's a Priest and not a Succubus?"


"All night, I swear I didn't get a wink of sleep, and if it weren't for the Adrenaline Excitement Technique, I really wouldn't have outlasted her..."


He opened his personal attribute panel to check, and discovered that he had only about ten points of spirit left, which made him bitterly smile.


"Damn, she just kept drawing it out, converting my spirit into Holy Light Fire for her to absorb, and after it got sucked dry, she used a Clarity Potion to recover and kept absorbing."


"It's true what they say, only overworked oxen, no overfarmed fields, the ancients did not deceive me indeed."


Chapter 344: Did She Sleep with You? A New Mutant Ability!_1