Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Countless Blood Ghost Beasts screamed as they were swallowed up by the ground fissure, their vital signs lost.


Not only that, but from these areas, a large amount of black and red aura slowly rose, spreading towards the entire City Wall.


An ecstatic voice from the Ice Demon came from midair, "You have awakened…"


"Your humble servant begs your forgiveness, these humans are too strong, we're no match for them…"


Before the words could settle, Yao Zhixue launched another Ice Spear through his chest.


The Ice Demon roared, as intense cold fog surged before him, materializing into a Giant Frost Snow Lotus, attempting to repel Yao Zhixue.


Little did it know, with just a touch from the Divine Beast, that furiously spreading Frost Snow Lotus instantly collapsed, and Yao Zhixue struck its true form once again.


Chapter 349: Ice Demon King! The Strange Blood Ghost Beast Master!_3