Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The violent roaring sound came again, and suddenly, the fleshly tentacles under the cracked earth became frenzied.


They actually broke through the entanglement of the Spirit Enchanting Dragon Vine in an instant, madly lunging towards Zheng Cheng's direction.


At the same time, Zhou Xinyu's figure was also overturned by the suddenly erupted fleshly tentacles. If these tentacles hadn't been solely focused on attacking Zheng Cheng, he would have been torn to shreds by them already.


As they broke free for an instant, the Spirit Enchanting Dragon Vine quickly followed suit, catching up and entangling tightly with the tentacles, resembling a nest of snakes entwined together.


Zheng Cheng looked at the Frost Bone and commanded, "It should be a treasure of the ice category, you pick it up first."


A blizzard swept over, carrying the Frost Bone into Yao Zhixue's hands.


Chapter 350 Skills Not Working? Alzheimer's Forgetfulness Spell!_1