Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The loud crash resounded, but the attack by the giant pangolin only reached a centimeter away from Zheng Cheng's body before it could no longer advance any further.


A pale cyan light shielded in front of him, blocking the assault completely.


Shock filled the eyes of the Blood Ghost Beast King, while its sharp fangs writhed.


Before the words were fully spoken, Little Qing's figure flew from behind Zheng Cheng, her magic wand steadily pointing at him.


The Penicillin Parasite Body Shield, which had been attached to Zheng Cheng, suddenly turned back and expanded, engulfing the entire Blood Ghost Beast King and forming a massive circle.


The Blood Ghost Beast King started to struggle fiercely, its sharp fangs and claws tearing incessantly at the Penicillin Parasite Body Shield, but no matter how it struggled, it was unable to break free from the confinement of the shield.


Chapter 351 What is a Spirit Seed? The Root of the Strong among All Heavens and Thousands of Tribes!_1