Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

[Effect: Capable of infinite growth. Once integrated into a living being, it can bring nearly endless life to the host while also providing various powers based on the host's desires and talents.]


[Function 1: Medicine Refining. As one of the Spirit Seeds, Earth Spirit Taishui can reproduce infinitely. The flesh and blood of Earth Spirit Taishui possess great vitality and medicinal properties, making it a top ingredient for alchemy and medicine refining.]


[Function 2: Possession. As one of the Spirit Seeds, Earth Spirit Taishui has its unique characteristics. A Professionist can merge with Earth Spirit Taishui to comprehensively enhance their own strength, and they may comprehend different abilities based on their talents and attributes.]


Chapter 351 What is a Spirit Seed? The Root of Strength of All Heavens and Thousands of Tribes!_2