Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"I checked it out, and this thing seems to belong to one of the Spirit Seeds."


"Right, what exactly is a Spirit Seed, you..."


Zhou Xinyu became even more excited at this, rushing over to examine the flesh closely, his eyes filled with fervor and excitement.


Cui Xiabing and Yao Zhixue looked at each other, not understanding what Zhou Xinyu was up to.


Meanwhile, the Purple Poppy was lost in thought, as if trying to recall something.


Seeing the confusion of the two, Zheng Cheng quickly guessed something, "Do you know what this is?"


Zhou Xinyu, a member of the Zhou Family from Beijing and one of the Pioneer Families.


And the Purple Poppy, born in the South Border, is one of the young masters of the Mayfly Swamp.


One the heir to a great family, the other a chieftain's daughter, they must know some secrets that these commoner Professionists do not.


Chapter 351 What is a Spirit Seed? The Root of Strength of All Heavens and Thousands of Tribes!_3