Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

One of them cried out in alarm, and the others quickly looked over.


Sure enough, not far from the corpse of the Blood Ghost Beast King, there was indeed a large, peculiar lump of black and red blood flesh, still trembling slightly.


Among them, Gui Xiao and another person were both at LV79, just one step away from Epic.


With their strength and insight, especially their familiarity with Rule Power, they recognized at a glance that this mass of flesh belonged to a Spirit Seed.


"Absolutely no mistake, it's the aura of Dao Rhyme!"


"Hahaha... I never imagined that this trip to the secret realm would yield such a treasure, Gui Xiao, you've done well!"


"Shut up! That Spirit Seed is obviously mine."


"Bullshit! Everyone saw it, it's something we all share!"


"Less nonsense! Let's kill these kids first..."


Chapter 352: The Ineffective Mutant Ability? The Powerful Ascetics!_1