Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Gui Xiao laughed heartily as his massive figure lunged towards the direction of the Spirit Seed.


But as soon as he rose, at least three attacks landed fiercely on him from different directions.


Su You chuckled, "Gui Xiao, don't fucking flatter yourself!"


"Inviting us over to help you kill and yet you're thinking of stealing behind our backs?"


On the other side, a skeletal figure engulfed in flames stretched out its hand and snatched back a flaming chain from Gui Xiao with a swift motion.


The other hand also held a flaming chain, entrapping Blizzard, which Yao Zhixue had become, preventing her from escaping even a bit.


"Gui Xiao! If you dare move another step, I swear I'll pluck out every feather of yours — believe it or not!"


Gui Xiao stepped back, gritting his teeth, "Su You! Evil Fire! We agreed on one opponent each, I've already taken care of mine, you have no right to interfere…" 


"Shut up, birdbrain! Get your ass over here and help me!"


Chapter 353 Ethereal Fire Incinerates Body! Lu Le Ma Breakthrough?_1