Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The Free Ultimate Body at this moment also seemed to be locked in place, unable to move at all.


At the critical moment, another wave of spiritual fluctuation landed on Lu Le Ma.


Illusory flames suddenly surged from his body, quickly enveloping him completely!


It burned using the fluctuating emotions of living beings as its fuel.


Lu Le Ma was an ascetic with an iron will; ordinary skills had no effect on him.


But Zheng Cheng seized the moment when Lu Le Ma's spirit was transforming, capturing the fluctuation of his emotions and igniting them!


The ethereal fire burned, even dimming the golden flames on Lu Le Ma's body by several degrees.


He staggered back several steps, subconsciously raising his hands to look at them, his face full of disbelief.


Zheng Cheng frowned, his single hand exerted strength, and he directly threw the Shura's Dual Blades at Lu Le Ma.


Chapter 353 Ethereal Fire Incinerates Body! Lu Le Ma Breakthrough?_2