Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

With that throw, and with a stroke of terrible luck, it smashed directly into the wall above Earth Spirit Taishui's head, causing a large clot of blood to trickle down onto Earth Spirit Taishui's body.


Immediately following that, Jerry's body also crashed onto Earth Spirit Taishui, emitting a series of groans.


Jerry was almost instantly killed by the evil fire, but this action bought Zheng Cheng and Yao Zhixue plenty of time.


Zheng Cheng stepped forward and unleashed another Holy Light Fire onto the evil fire.


Yao Zhixue, on the other hand, flew over, and once again, an extreme cold aura descended from the sky, temporarily sealing off the space above the evil fire.


It was at this moment that the ceiling of the cavern above their heads suddenly collapsed, and dozens of blood-red tentacles descended from the sky, heedless of the burning of the Red Lotus Karma Fire, and tightly entangled the evil fire.


Chapter 354: Jerry Swallowed? The Strange Earth Spirit Taishui!_2