Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng and his companions trembled in their hearts and hurriedly turned around.


To their surprise, a figure was floating in front of them, tall and dressed in linen, with bright eyes—it was Lu Le Ma, who had just battled with them!


However, what was eerie was that the current Lu Le Ma seemed to lack a physical body, appearing as a spirit floating in the air.


This spirit flickered with dim golden light, making him look like a holy being.


Zheng Cheng cursed under his breath and quickly stepped forward to shield Yao Zhixue.


Zhou Xinyu followed closely behind, his four-armed Vajra body appearing immediately.


Lu Le Ma said with a faint smile, "Young friend, there is no need to rush. I have found the true path of the Holy Light and am no longer one of the Fallen Ones."


"Impossible!" Zhou Xinyu shouted angrily, "Fallen Ones are Fallen Ones. Your identity has already been recorded by the Nightwatchers, it cannot be..."


Chapter 355 Advancement to Epic! Similar Spirit Seed Abilities?_1