Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Spirit Seed? Earth Spirit Taishui? A special food that can reproduce endlessly? This…"


Yao Zhixue too blinked her beautiful, large eyes as if she could not believe her ears.


She suddenly asked, "Senior, do you have other sealing techniques?"


"There are some..." Lu Le Ma answered curiously, "but none can seal Elemental Elf Users. Elemental Elf Users are the purest elemental beings between heaven and earth, and they can only be sealed with the aid of the forces of nature. Otherwise..."


"Master master what are you doing~ Why seal us, it's so much fun outside~"


Xue'er too fluttered her wings and flew over, pouting as she spoke.


Yao Zhixue helplessly said, "Zheng Cheng, I'm sorry, Xue'er..."


Zheng Cheng earnestly held Yao Zhixue's hand and said, "In the future, we must join forces and venture beyond our lands. If we cannot entrust our backs to one another, why venture out at all?"


Lu Le Ma commented, "As things stand now, this is the only option."


Chapter 356 The True Purpose of Earth Spirit Taishui!_2