Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

When Zheng Cheng and the others came out, what they saw was a chaotic temporary camp and the joy on everyone's faces.


Strangely, Zhao Yunxiao was nowhere to be seen.


They curiously approached Captain Chen, who still seemed somewhat shaken but also wore an expression of great joy.


"I have some good news to share. It turns out that there was an Epic Level powerhouse from the Human Race living in seclusion here. Just as you entered the secret realm, he successfully made a breakthrough and became one of the Epic Level powerhouses of Blue Star's Xia Country!"


"But due to the special nature of his identity, Xiao Zhao has already accompanied him to report to the Nightwatcher headquarters, leaving me to wait for you here."


"An Epic Level powerhouse! It's such a pity we didn't encounter him..."


"There's actually a Level 79 powerhouse living in seclusion on Mount Mang? Could it be a Gui Dao powerhouse?"


Chapter 357 Spoils of War! Ownership of the Other Shore Flower! _1