Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Cai Ji excitedly pecked at it and wondered as he pecked, "Gugaga~ Tch! Tch! Why aren't you eating... it tastes quite good."


"Of course, I'm going to eat, just wait, I'm going to stew some meat."


Cai Ji immediately widened his chicken eyes and then looked down at the bloodied chunks of meat he had pecked at with a tearful expression.


The two devoured a large pile of Taishui meat, but it was a pity that Cai Ji said he couldn't eat anymore after the third piece of Taishui meat.


Now, he was just a freshly born nine-tailed pheasant spirit, and his level wasn't high; he could only eat up to three pieces at most.


Which meant his four-dimensional attributes suddenly soared to 13 points.


A whole increase of 12 attribute points!


As for Zheng Cheng, he devoured a total of thirty pieces of Taishui meat!


Chapter 359: The Nine-Colored Magnificent Little Rooster! The True Devil Clan! _2