Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng opened the door and found no one outside, instinctively looking down.


At his feet, there appeared a small chicken about the size of a puppy, with colorful, no, nine-colorful... feathers?


"Goo-ga goo-ga, it's me, Brother Cheng."


"Goo-ga goo-ga, the Nine-tailed Chicken Spirit is an epic level reincarnation tool, so of course the reincarnation was fast."


"How do you feel now, can you transform into human form?"


Zheng Cheng stepped aside to make way and led Cai Ji inside.


Cai Ji flapped its wings and staggered in, almost hitting its head on the coffee table.


In the end, Zheng Cheng couldn't stand it anymore; he scooped him up in one hand and threw him onto the sofa.


"Goo-ga goo-ga, no way, right now I'm just newly born. If I turn into a human form, I'd be just a baby and wouldn't even know how to crawl."


Chapter 359: The Colorful Little Rooster! The True Devil Clan!_1