Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

[Effect 2: Causes significant damage to creatures with Evil Attribute, undead attribute, Dark attribute, etc., and burns their souls, rendering them incapable of resistance within a very short time, until they are completely consumed by the Holy Light Fire.]


[Effect 3: While burning, the Holy Light Fire can forcibly convert any other elemental energy into Holy Light Fire of the same attribute, and the longer the burning time, the greater the quantity and quality of the Holy Light Fire produced.]


[You have activated the Holy Light Fire feature 1!]


[Feature 1: Purification. While the Holy Light Fire burns, it can purify the target, driving out any alien energy in their body that doesn't belong to Holy Fire, and it can also remove alien emotions from their soul and mind, including but not limited to anger, fear, depression, bloodlust, and more.]


Chapter 361 Skill Characteristics (There is a large amount of skill characteristic descriptions in this chapter, feel free to skip if uninterested)_3