Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

[Your Black Death Outbreak Technique has advanced to LV3!]


[Black Death Outbreak Technique (Innate/LV1): Mutant Ability, you have mastered the control of the Black Death virus, capable of spreading the Black Death within a short time to a target or an area, controlling its outbreak in an extremely brief period, and can remove the Black Death virus at any time.]


[You have activated the Black Death Outbreak Technique Trait 1.]


[Trait 1: Septicemia. After being infected with the Black Death virus, the virus type mostly transforms towards septicemic Black Death, causing the affected to experience chills, high fever, delirium, infectious shock, extensive skin hemorrhages, bruises, necrosis, and skin turning purplish black, leading to death within 1-3 days.]


Looking at the first trait awakened by the Black Death Outbreak Technique, Zheng Cheng nodded slightly.


Chapter 362: Examination Insider, Old Friend's Death!_1