Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"This time, the graduation assessment for all senior students at the school focuses on cultivating students' actual combat abilities. There are a large number of monster beasts within the Black Dragon Abyss, and only by killing the monster beasts along the way can one reach the Black Dragon Pool."


"Besides the monster beasts, there are also a large number of Fallen Ones within the Black Dragon Abyss; extreme caution is advised."


"The Black Dragon Abyss, being the transformation of a legendary Black Dragon's corpse, still harbors powerful Dragon Might as its guardian. It only allows Professionists below LV69 to enter, so candidates need not worry about encountering peril."


"Furthermore, there are opportunities within the Black Dragon Pool that are tied to the key for advancing to Epic later on. All candidates, please make sure to reach it!"


"Earth Demon Race, monster beasts, Fallen Ones…"


Chapter 362: Examination Insider, Old Friend's Death!_2