Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

At least a hundred figures all "awakened" at this moment, transforming into another soul.


In front of the shattered glass, Illusion Sun silently laughed, "Life is like a dream, birth, aging, illness, death, resentment-hatred gatherings, separation from love, unfulfilled desires, the intense burning of the five aggregates."


"Life is short, enjoy it while you can."


"I am the master of life; all of your lives are in my hands."


Meanwhile, several kilometers away from Zheng Cheng, in a short jungle, three figures were resisting an attack by a multitude of black spider monsters, each as large as a millstone!


These spider monsters were pitch-black, with fine hairs growing on their eight legs.


At the same time, their brains sprouted eight pupil-like black diamonds, staring intently at the three people.


The dense spider webs and venom attacked like a torrential rain, covering every possible evasive move the trio could make.


Chapter 364: Nine-Day Action! The First Battle of the Hidden Dragon! _2