Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The half-beastmen of this tribe were innately savage, living in groups, and led a life of raw meat consumption and blood-drinking.


In the Chasm, they were also a race with formidable strength.


Mad beastmen, like crazed lunatics, charged out of the darkness toward the bearman.


But the bearman remained undaunted, single-handedly launching a countercharge against the horde of mad beastmen.


In almost an instant, both sides clashed; with a flash of his claws, the bearman ripped the two leading mad beastmen in half.


Then, like a tiger plunging into a flock of sheep, his figure almost turned into a furious gale, tearing apart all the mad beastmen that rushed at him!


"Hahaha, the boss is awesome, what's to fear from these little mad beastmen?"


"Boss, keep it up! Wipe out this bunch of mad beastmen!"


"I remember the map, we're not far from Black Dragon Abyss, at most half a month's journey to reach it!"


Chapter 364: Nine-Day Operation! First Battle of the Hidden Dragon!_3