Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Abyss Summoning: Fiend of Flame Descend!"


In the darkness, a huge dark red glow suddenly appeared, and with it, a giant towering seven or eight meters tall with blazing flames all over its body stepped out from the magic circle.


With a grab of its hand, a chain burning with flames shot out and immediately smashed a dozen Magma Dogs into pulp.


This was a map located at the edge of a volcano, surrounded by special terrains formed by cooled lava.


Magma Dogs, Magma Serpents, Molten Monsters, and a large number of Volcanic Snake People covered in red scales, shaped like Lizard-men, who could walk in lava as if it's flat ground with their hard armor and absorb the Flame Energy within the lava to form powerful magic attacks.


But today, they had encountered their natural predator.


Chapter 366: Join Forces? The Earth Demon Appears!_1