Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Countless magma creatures, pierced by the blood-red sword, were torn to shreds, their screams incessant.


After more than ten minutes, led by Cao Jue and Tong Tao, a group of over ten senior students charged towards the volcanic summit.


Their target was the Magma Serpent Tribe that had lived there for hundreds of years!


Accompanied by a hoarse roar from a man, three purplish-black giant dragons suddenly shot out from the darkness, their extremely pungent and dense odor of decay completely engulfing a group of Giant Mice over one meter tall in the distance.


"Poison, it's poison, retreat quickly..."


The screams kept sounding as the Giant Mice began to wail pitifully, many of them collapsing to the ground in convulsions.


The other Giant Mice turned and ran, trying to leave the place.


But the three Poison Dragons were controlled by someone and swept through the battlefield like autumn leaves before the wind.


Chapter 366: Join Forces? The Earth Demon Appears!_2