Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

As they were slaughtering the Mad Beastmen wantonly, deep in the valley, two tall Mad Beastmen stood respectfully behind a slender figure.


This figure had somewhat dark-colored skin, smooth and delicate, with an adorable face full of charming eyes and small, sharp ears.


She was wearing only two small pieces of beast skin, covering the essential areas, while the rest of her body was exposed, filled with endless temptation.


The strangest thing was that she even had a slightly curved tail growing from her buttocks, constantly swaying.


Within the territory of the Mad Beastmen, there was actually a member of the Earth Demon Race!


"Why would the professionists of the Humans appear here?"


A clear voice, like that of an oriole, echoed in the ears of the two Mad Beastmen.


The tall Mad Beastman on the left spoke in a heavy voice, "They suddenly dropped into our territory from the sky!"


Chapter 366: Join Forces? The Earth Demon Appears!_3