Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

In the dark sky, a figure was constantly shifting position under the siege of dozens of harpies.


With twin blades in hand, fluttering up and down, from time to time harpies would be slashed apart and fall from the sky.


The illusion of void fire and the golden flames of Holy Light Fire burned alternately, easily reducing these harpies to ashes.


Regrettably, even so, the harpies fought to the death, unyielding, occasionally emitting shrill cries as they launched suicidal attacks at Zheng Cheng.


"Harpies? There are so many of these monsters in the chasm?!"


Zheng Cheng's figure abruptly came to a halt, as another swarm of harpies swooped down on him.


After locating Yao Zhixue's position, he had hurried over, flying low using Jerry's abilities in order to save time.


It was unknown how many hours had passed when suddenly he was attacked by a flock of harpies.


Chapter 367: The Doomed Harpie_1