Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Black Dragon Abyss is the progenitor of all the Dragon Veins in the chasm!"


Xin Ruhuo continued, "We just need to activate the Dragon Sealing and Spirit Summoning Array, which will shake the entire Black Dragon Abyss and consequently influence the Dragon Vein throughout the chasm, turning it into our own use."


"At that time, the entire chasm's Dragon Vein will be at the disposal of our Xia Country, and toppling the foreign races will be just a matter of overnight!"


"Even if that legend is true, I could also summon the Soul of the Black Dragon that has become one with the Black Dragon Abyss!"


At this moment, the lead figure in the black robe finally murmured something, his voice a bit hoarse and devoid of any emotion.


Liang Haoran suddenly asked, "Are you really going to do this?"


Chapter 369: Dragon Sealing and Spirit Summoning Array! Black Dragon Guard!_2