Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

[You have obtained a Special Ingredient: Molten Monster Hot Blood.]


[You have obtained the Molten Monster DNA molecule.]


[You have activated the Molten Monster DNA Map.]


[Special Ingredient: Molten Monster Hot Blood]


[Effect: Consuming it will permanently increase Strength by 4 points, Spirit by 1 point, Physique by 1 point, and Flame Resistance by 1, with a limit of ten servings.]


[Description: The most essential warm blood within the Molten Monster, containing the essence of its life.]


[You have obtained a Special Ingredient: Violent Monkey Hawk Brain Meat.]


[You have obtained the Violent Monkey Hawk DNA molecule.]


[You have activated the Violent Monkey Hawk DNA Map.]


[Special Ingredient: Violent Monkey Hawk Brain Meat]


Chapter 369 Dragon Sealing and Spirit Summoning Array! Black Dragon Guards!_1