Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Seeing Xiong Pi about to say something more, Zheng Cheng immediately waved his hand and said, "That's a task assigned by the principal for you guys; it's better if you handle it yourselves. I have other matters to attend to."


At this point, Jiang Jingkui awoke as well, and upon hearing Zheng Cheng say this, he began to violently cough.


"Cough, cough cough, this, this is a task given to us by the principal, related to the safety of the Humans from the Chasm. How can you be so thoughtless?"


Zheng Cheng rolled his eyes and said, "I already told you I have other things to do. Just go complete it yourselves, don't drag me into it."


Hearing this, Jiang Jingkui coughed in anger again, struggling to catch his breath.


"Can't you see we've been badly injured? Who else would pass the mission to you if not for this?"


Chapter 371 A Foreign Tribe of Elemental Elf Users!_1