Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"It hurts so much! Damn humans, what have you done?"


"Hahaha, hahaha... The pain! It's so exhilarating! Really, too exhilarating!"


Another swarm of Gopher Tribe rushed forward, disregarding the ethereal fire burning on their bodies, savoring the intense pain from deep within their souls which made them all the more ferocious and terrifying.


It was his first time seeing a foreign race that, under the dual spiritual assault of Ethereal Fire Incinerates Body Technique and Mental Confusion Technique, could still maintain their charge formation!


Just then, more towering dark figures rushed over, which turned out to be huge and ferocious-looking giant mice!


On the backs of these mice rode individual members of the Gopher Tribe, each expression as cold as ice, and their figures even more towering!


Chapter 371 A Foreign Tribe of Elemental Elf Users!_2