Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The Gopher Tribe's eyes were filled with surprise and delight; they never expected that on a mission accompanying their princess, they would encounter an Elemental Elf!


"Kill him! Capture that Elemental Elf!"


From mid-air, where she was locked in combat with Yao Zhixue, a cold voice suddenly came from a member of the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe.


"I didn't expect to find not one, but two Elemental Elves here! Truly, the heavens are on my side!"


Zheng Cheng's figure leaped, dodging the dying strike of the rat and then pointed towards the group that was pouncing upon him.


Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!


In an instant, there were outcries in succession, excrement flowed everywhere, and dozens of the Gopher Tribe screamed in agony, clutching their stomachs. Some even instinctively crouched on the ground, allowing the black and yellow viscous liquid to spurt out from the gaps in their armor.


Chapter 371 A Foreign Tribe of Elemental Elf Users!_3