Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

As Zheng Cheng was accepting the memories of this member of the Gopher Demon Tribe, the battle between Yao Zhixue in mid-air and the unexplainable Seductive Snake Demon also reached a fever pitch.


An Ice Giant stepped out beneath the cover of the blizzard, and a single punch dispersed the body of the Seductive Snake Demon.


At the same time, a deep blue Artic breath surged again as the snowflakes on Yao Zhixue's forehead twinkled.


Another violent boom echoed, and a deep blue light burst forth from Yao Zhixue's body, spreading into the surroundings.


The ground, giant stones, and weeds, along with the members of the Gopher Tribe scurrying around, all turned into ice sculptures.


But strangely, the blizzard that had been dispersed by the Ice Giant's punch recondensed, taking the form of the Seductive Snake Demon again.


Her eyes were cold, filled with a mocking light.


Chapter 372: First Attempt at the Black Death Outbreak Technique!_1