Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

His form descending, Jerry immediately flew over to catch him.


The face of the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe's princess turned ferocious as she gritted her teeth, "What kind of flame is this...? But I, as an ice and snow Elemental Elf user, have long had a heart frozen without compassion."


"Your flames... cannot burn me to death!"


In the half-sky, that Chillfiend phantom opened its mouth again, spewing a breath of cold air in Zheng Cheng's direction.


The cold air surged, freezing the air it passed into ice sculptures at a speed visible to the naked eye.


Zheng Cheng dared not be careless, since it could freeze Yao Zhixue, an Elemental Elf user, he might not be able to withstand it himself.


Golden flames burst forth from his body, a faint glimmer of divinity twinkling deep within his soul.


Chapter 372: First Attempt at the Black Death Outbreak Technique!_2